That poor BRZ

"YSI-what can brown do for you" (ysi-what-can-brown-do-for-you)
09/29/2014 at 01:34 • Filed to: None

For only 5 dollars a month you can stop the abuse.

DISCUSSION (54)

Burrito de EJ25 > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:37

I do not understand why this trend targets sports cars. Why couldn't it stick with Jettas and Honda Civic LXs?!

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:39

where do I send my money?

Kinja'd!!!

Arben72 > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:41

Oh god, is that an m3 at a stance meet?

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:41

For $5 a month can I just have this car?

YSI-what can brown do for you > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/29/2014 at 01:42

No, but you can help save this one!

Dsscats > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:42

The hilarious part is that this is one of the cars that got towed at H2Oi

YSI-what can brown do for you > Burrito de EJ25
09/29/2014 at 01:43

I am not sure, I guess it is because sports cars look faster.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
09/29/2014 at 01:43

To me, and then I can make mine into a race car!

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:43

That's pretty neat.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Arben72
09/29/2014 at 01:44

Yes, yes it is.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
09/29/2014 at 01:45

I am not a big fan of it, it wouldn't look terrible, but the camber in the rear is ridiculous! Not in a good way though!

Kat Callahan > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:48

No. Just no.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:49

Hmmm. Thats not quite as alluring, I'm afraid.

GhostZ > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:49

You're supposed to stance cars that otherwise have no sporting pretensions and would be boring cars if left stock.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 01:53

are you going to then be a racy car driver?

ie a car driver that is quite racy, or not wearing enough clothes ;)

YSI-what can brown do for you > Dsscats
09/29/2014 at 01:55

How do you tow something that is untowable.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Kat Callahan
09/29/2014 at 01:55

Do not fear the stance, for the stance also fears you!

YSI-what can brown do for you > GhostZ
09/29/2014 at 01:58

Or give it a big honkin' turbo. Turbos make everything exciting.

Kat Callahan > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:01

I don't understand what kind of performance benefit stance has, nor do I understand how it doesn't hurt performance. I mean, sure, I can get behind purely cosmetic mods, but this? It looks like it would make it more difficult to drive.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
09/29/2014 at 02:02

I generally race naked. If I get in a crash my penis will protect me.

Dsscats > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:02

Arben72 > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:06

Please, just tell me where to send the money my good Sir.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Kat Callahan
09/29/2014 at 02:06

Well you can't add swag to your car until you have at least 5 degrees of negative camber.

It is all for looks, and me personally I don't really like show cars. Whether it is stance or rat rods, they just don't do it for me.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > GhostZ
09/29/2014 at 02:10

This is why Mk3 VWs are prime stance candidates - what else are you going to do with them?

YSI-what can brown do for you > Arben72
09/29/2014 at 02:11

You can send it to me, and then I will use that money to. . .

Actually I would just use it to buy food.

Burrito de EJ25 > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:11

But all of them carry around that "slow life" window decal.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:12

GhostZ > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:12

Also LS swap.

No, wait.

Turbo LS Swap.

GhostZ > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/29/2014 at 02:13

Get Groceries?

PPPFFRPPTTH.

Justin Young > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:14

Kinja'd!!!

The front is alright for me, but that rear?! Nope.

Slammed life is acceptable, hellaflush life isn't.

YSI-what can brown do for you > GhostZ
09/29/2014 at 02:14

I want someone to try and explain to me how a twin turbo LS swap VW is a worse idea than stancing it. I dare them!

YSI-what can brown do for you > Burrito de EJ25
09/29/2014 at 02:17

Its about looking fast not going fast!!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > GhostZ
09/29/2014 at 02:17

You assume the mk3s that are left have been taken care of well enough to make the trip home.......

GhostZ > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:18

It's impossible. You can't argue against it. There is simply nothing better to do to a VW than a twin turbo LS swap.

Rainbow > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 02:21

Kinja'd!!!

This is a worse crime. I cannot stand huge window decals. Especially not in the windshield, and ESPECIALLY not "dapper" ones.

SgtHop > Burrito de EJ25
09/29/2014 at 02:32

It's a BRZ. Doesn't need to be stanced to be living the slow life.

Burrito de EJ25 > SgtHop
09/29/2014 at 02:49

Rude.

Subaruguy410 > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 07:30

You guys are forgetting the most important rule of all.

BECAUSERACECAR.

Pav > YSI-what can brown do for you
09/29/2014 at 10:50

We need to make positive camber a thing. That'll get rid of those Stance guys.

Meatcoma > Dsscats
09/29/2014 at 11:09

I like the idea. I don't like the fact it takes 70 feet of space and the only thing holding your car for a bit is that pole. Surely someone has done the calculations but still looks a bit rigged.